This parody song version of The Byrds" classic hit song 'So You Want to Be a Rock 'N' Roll Star' is dedicated to constable Stéphanie Trudeau aka Matricule 728 aka BoboCop and ANY and ALL SPVM police officers who aspire to YouTube stardom. . . ;-)
Now if only I can persuade the inimitable Patti Smith to perform this parody song the next time she plays at the Bell Centre. . .
So You Want To Be A YouTube Star?
So you want to be a YouTube star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just get yourself some pepper spray
Then fake some crime
Spray les gratteux de guitare
And. . .
With your club swung right
And your cuffs too tight
It's gonna be a fight
Then it's time to go downtown
Where the YouTube man won't let you down
Post your 'soul* to the internet
That is waiting there to show your shit
And. . .
In a month or two
If you threaten Parent
The courts'll tear you apart
The price you paid for your bitching and "fame"
Was it all a strange game?
You're a little insane
The money, the shame, the public disdain
Don't forget what you are
You're a YouTube star!
* Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "picture of an asshole". . .
Thursday 23 May 2013
Saturday 18 May 2013
Friday 17 May 2013
Montreal Mayor Wannabe Denis Coderre Denounces SPVM Police Brutality And Stupidity During His Press Conference Announcing His Candidacy For Mayor
"Montréal doit être une ville intelligente,
avec des policiers et policières intelligents,
où il y aura moins de brutalité et stupidité."
Denis Coderre (sorta)
No Justice No Peace Tutoyer La Police! A Blog Is Born. . .
Just
when I thought that my days of enjoying interesting philosophical
discussions with SPVM police officers in front of the Unitarian Church
of Montreal were over, two female SPVM officers decided in their rather
questionable wisdom that Mother's Day 2013 would be the perfect day to
threaten me to give me a bullshit ticket for alleged "entrave a la
circulation" (impeding pedestrian traffic) after a disgruntled Montreal Unitarian called in a bullshit
complaint falsely accusing me of "blocking the sidewalk" in yet another misguided effort
by both the Unitarian Church of Montreal and the Service de Police de la Ville de
Montréal to misuse and abuse Montreal municipal bylaws to try to
intimidate me into waiving my Canadian Charter Of Rights And Freedoms
guaranteed right to engage in peaceful public protest in front of this extremely hypocritical "Unitarian Church".
During our conversation Station 11 constable N. Nadeau got a bit hot under the collar because I was addressing her with the familiar "tu", rather than the more formal "vous". Absolutely no offense was intended on my part, but constable Nadeau whined that I was not being as polite as I had been on previous occasions and informed me that -
"C'est la police. Vous ne tutoyez pas la police."
Essentially she was saying that I was not only being "less than polite" to her personally, but displaying a lack of respect for the police in general. This was not my intention at all but, in that the ludicrous police intimidation and harassment that constable Nadeau and her partner in criminology were engaging in was not very respectable in my opinion, I have decided to promote the less than respectful "tutoiement" aka "tutoyage" of francophone police officers when they behave in a manner that merits a certain amount of disrespect.
To paraphrase the Roman poet Ovid -
"If you SPVM cops want to be respected, be respectable. . ."
This brand spanking new blog will be dedicated to exposing and denouncing the behaviour of SPVM police officers, or indeed that of police officers from other Québec police forces such as the Surete Quebec, that is "less than respectable".
Here is The Emerson Avenger blog post reporting my "philosophical discussion" with contable Nadeau and her partner in "crime fighting" who remains unidentified for the time being. . .
Two Female SPVM Police Officers Who May Or May Not Be Mothers In The Literal Sense Of The Word And Mother's Day 2013 - What's The Connection?
Here is the YouTube video that records my Mother's Day 2013 conversation with constable Nadeau and her partner -
During our conversation Station 11 constable N. Nadeau got a bit hot under the collar because I was addressing her with the familiar "tu", rather than the more formal "vous". Absolutely no offense was intended on my part, but constable Nadeau whined that I was not being as polite as I had been on previous occasions and informed me that -
"C'est la police. Vous ne tutoyez pas la police."
Essentially she was saying that I was not only being "less than polite" to her personally, but displaying a lack of respect for the police in general. This was not my intention at all but, in that the ludicrous police intimidation and harassment that constable Nadeau and her partner in criminology were engaging in was not very respectable in my opinion, I have decided to promote the less than respectful "tutoiement" aka "tutoyage" of francophone police officers when they behave in a manner that merits a certain amount of disrespect.
To paraphrase the Roman poet Ovid -
"If you SPVM cops want to be respected, be respectable. . ."
This brand spanking new blog will be dedicated to exposing and denouncing the behaviour of SPVM police officers, or indeed that of police officers from other Québec police forces such as the Surete Quebec, that is "less than respectable".
Here is The Emerson Avenger blog post reporting my "philosophical discussion" with contable Nadeau and her partner in "crime fighting" who remains unidentified for the time being. . .
Two Female SPVM Police Officers Who May Or May Not Be Mothers In The Literal Sense Of The Word And Mother's Day 2013 - What's The Connection?
Here is the YouTube video that records my Mother's Day 2013 conversation with constable Nadeau and her partner -
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