Cop Busters...
If there's something "off" in your police force
Who ya gonna call?
Cop Busters!
If it's something gross, and it won't look good
Who ya gonna call?
Cop Busters!
I ain't afraid a no cop
I ain't afraid a no cop
If you're seeing cops messing with your head
Who can you call?
Cop Busters
An undressed cop sleeping in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call?
Cop Busters!
I ain't afraid a no cop
I ain't afraid a no cop
Who ya gonna call?
Cop busters!
If you're all alone pick up the phone
And call Cop Busters!
I ain't afraid a no cops
I hear cops likes the girls
I ain't afraid a no cop
Who you gonna call?
Cop Busters
Mm. . . if you've caught "The Dose"
From a freaky cop rapist
You better call Cop Busters
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no cops
Don't get caught alone oh no...
Cob Buster
When cops come through your door
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call Cop Busters
Ooh... who you gonna call?
Cop Busters
Who you gonna call?
Cop Busters
Ah, I think you better call Cop Busters
I can't hear you. . .
Cop Busters
Who you gonna call?
Louder Cop Busters!
Who you gonna call?
Cop Busters
Who you can call?
Cop Busters. . . (till fade
No Justice No Peace Tutoyer La Police
Wednesday 30 June 2021
Cop Busters Parody Song Version Of Ghost Busters aka GhostBusters
Friday 12 December 2014
Stéfie Trudeau (Parodie du chanson 'Nancy Beaudoin' de Aut' Chose)
Stéfie, Stéfie Trudeau
Chérie, veux-tu êt' ma flic en vie?
Veux-tu êt' ma Liz Bathory, ma blonde steady?
Flic de nuit, loon de miel
Flic pour vie, porc d'amusement!
Mon char d'assaut, mon film de guerre
Mon overdose de poivre, ma fin du monde
Mon overdose de poivre, ma fin du monde
Stéfie, Stéfie Trudeau
Chérie, veux-tu êt'maFlic pour vie?
Veux-tu êt' ma “Bloody Mary”, ma blonde steady?
Porc sauvage, flic en chaleur
Mon char de peau, mon sentier de guerre
Mon overdose de brutalité, ma fin du monde
T'es ma sortie d'urgence
Porc sauvage, flic en chaleur
Mon char de peau, mon sentier de guerre
Mon overdose de brutalité, ma fin du monde
T'es ma sortie d'urgence
T'es ma sortie d'urgence
Je l'aime ma blonde
A paraît ben
R'garde là poivrer!
Juste pour le fun!
Thursday 8 May 2014
SPVM Police Brutality COBP ASSE Solidarity Vigil Woden's Day May 7 2014
Labels:
ASSÉ,
COBP,
COPB,
Police Brutality,
Police Harassment,
Police Intimidation,
Police Stupidity,
SPVM
Thursday 23 May 2013
So You Want To Be A YouTube Star?
This parody song version of The Byrds" classic hit song 'So You Want to Be a Rock 'N' Roll Star' is dedicated to constable Stéphanie Trudeau aka Matricule 728 aka BoboCop and ANY and ALL SPVM police officers who aspire to YouTube stardom. . . ;-)
Now if only I can persuade the inimitable Patti Smith to perform this parody song the next time she plays at the Bell Centre. . .
So You Want To Be A YouTube Star?
So you want to be a YouTube star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just get yourself some pepper spray
Then fake some crime
Spray les gratteux de guitare
And. . .
With your club swung right
And your cuffs too tight
It's gonna be a fight
Then it's time to go downtown
Where the YouTube man won't let you down
Post your 'soul* to the internet
That is waiting there to show your shit
And. . .
In a month or two
If you threaten Parent
The courts'll tear you apart
The price you paid for your bitching and "fame"
Was it all a strange game?
You're a little insane
The money, the shame, the public disdain
Don't forget what you are
You're a YouTube star!
* Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "picture of an asshole". . .
Now if only I can persuade the inimitable Patti Smith to perform this parody song the next time she plays at the Bell Centre. . .
So You Want To Be A YouTube Star?
So you want to be a YouTube star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just get yourself some pepper spray
Then fake some crime
Spray les gratteux de guitare
And. . .
With your club swung right
And your cuffs too tight
It's gonna be a fight
Then it's time to go downtown
Where the YouTube man won't let you down
Post your 'soul* to the internet
That is waiting there to show your shit
And. . .
In a month or two
If you threaten Parent
The courts'll tear you apart
The price you paid for your bitching and "fame"
Was it all a strange game?
You're a little insane
The money, the shame, the public disdain
Don't forget what you are
You're a YouTube star!
* Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "picture of an asshole". . .
Saturday 18 May 2013
KEEP CALM AND TUTOYER LA POLICE
Labels:
Civil Rights,
Police Stupidity,
SPVM
Friday 17 May 2013
Montreal Mayor Wannabe Denis Coderre Denounces SPVM Police Brutality And Stupidity During His Press Conference Announcing His Candidacy For Mayor
"Montréal doit être une ville intelligente,
avec des policiers et policières intelligents,
où il y aura moins de brutalité et stupidité."
Denis Coderre (sorta)
Labels:
Denis Coderre,
Police Brutality,
Police Stupidity,
SPVM
No Justice No Peace Tutoyer La Police! A Blog Is Born. . .
Just
when I thought that my days of enjoying interesting philosophical
discussions with SPVM police officers in front of the Unitarian Church
of Montreal were over, two female SPVM officers decided in their rather
questionable wisdom that Mother's Day 2013 would be the perfect day to
threaten me to give me a bullshit ticket for alleged "entrave a la
circulation" (impeding pedestrian traffic) after a disgruntled Montreal Unitarian called in a bullshit
complaint falsely accusing me of "blocking the sidewalk" in yet another misguided effort
by both the Unitarian Church of Montreal and the Service de Police de la Ville de
Montréal to misuse and abuse Montreal municipal bylaws to try to
intimidate me into waiving my Canadian Charter Of Rights And Freedoms
guaranteed right to engage in peaceful public protest in front of this extremely hypocritical "Unitarian Church".
During our conversation Station 11 constable N. Nadeau got a bit hot under the collar because I was addressing her with the familiar "tu", rather than the more formal "vous". Absolutely no offense was intended on my part, but constable Nadeau whined that I was not being as polite as I had been on previous occasions and informed me that -
"C'est la police. Vous ne tutoyez pas la police."
Essentially she was saying that I was not only being "less than polite" to her personally, but displaying a lack of respect for the police in general. This was not my intention at all but, in that the ludicrous police intimidation and harassment that constable Nadeau and her partner in criminology were engaging in was not very respectable in my opinion, I have decided to promote the less than respectful "tutoiement" aka "tutoyage" of francophone police officers when they behave in a manner that merits a certain amount of disrespect.
To paraphrase the Roman poet Ovid -
"If you SPVM cops want to be respected, be respectable. . ."
This brand spanking new blog will be dedicated to exposing and denouncing the behaviour of SPVM police officers, or indeed that of police officers from other Québec police forces such as the Surete Quebec, that is "less than respectable".
Here is The Emerson Avenger blog post reporting my "philosophical discussion" with contable Nadeau and her partner in "crime fighting" who remains unidentified for the time being. . .
Two Female SPVM Police Officers Who May Or May Not Be Mothers In The Literal Sense Of The Word And Mother's Day 2013 - What's The Connection?
Here is the YouTube video that records my Mother's Day 2013 conversation with constable Nadeau and her partner -
During our conversation Station 11 constable N. Nadeau got a bit hot under the collar because I was addressing her with the familiar "tu", rather than the more formal "vous". Absolutely no offense was intended on my part, but constable Nadeau whined that I was not being as polite as I had been on previous occasions and informed me that -
"C'est la police. Vous ne tutoyez pas la police."
Essentially she was saying that I was not only being "less than polite" to her personally, but displaying a lack of respect for the police in general. This was not my intention at all but, in that the ludicrous police intimidation and harassment that constable Nadeau and her partner in criminology were engaging in was not very respectable in my opinion, I have decided to promote the less than respectful "tutoiement" aka "tutoyage" of francophone police officers when they behave in a manner that merits a certain amount of disrespect.
To paraphrase the Roman poet Ovid -
"If you SPVM cops want to be respected, be respectable. . ."
This brand spanking new blog will be dedicated to exposing and denouncing the behaviour of SPVM police officers, or indeed that of police officers from other Québec police forces such as the Surete Quebec, that is "less than respectable".
Here is The Emerson Avenger blog post reporting my "philosophical discussion" with contable Nadeau and her partner in "crime fighting" who remains unidentified for the time being. . .
Two Female SPVM Police Officers Who May Or May Not Be Mothers In The Literal Sense Of The Word And Mother's Day 2013 - What's The Connection?
Here is the YouTube video that records my Mother's Day 2013 conversation with constable Nadeau and her partner -
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